Living in Hell

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St. Louis has been absolutely HELLA HOT these last few weeks …. holy balls, a person can’t even go to the Walgreens a mile away without turning into a sweat puddle or, as in the gif above, a burning, flaming human-ish blob.  I have nice patio furniture that I can’t use because … yep, IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT TO SIT OUTSIDE!

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I know, I know …. in a few short months it’ll be back to “cold as a witch’s tit” (my Ma’s favorite saying) and I shouldn’t complain.  BUT. GOOD. GOD.  Landlocked in the Midwest is, basically, hell.  There’s no breeze off the ocean to semi-cool you off — there’s no mountains nearby to climb and get relief — it’s just acres of hot asphalt.

I need a pool.  Actually, I need a home with a backyard first, THEN a pool.  And a pitcher of COLD margaritas.  And a huge pool float.

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Oh yeah …………. I feel better now.

(gifs from Google)

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