I collect more shit than anyone I know. Like sand from the beaches I visit. And dirt. And shells, rocks, feathers ….
My sister and I had lunch at Helen Fitzgerald’s Irish Pub and got to play our favorite game, Yahtzee, while we waited for our food. She, unfortunately, is the reigning Yahtzee Empress.
A cork ball — just because. Cave Winery, near St. Genevieve, MO
A chandelier made of guitars. The Rock, Littleton, CO
A huge turbine near Lake of the Ozarks, MO
My niece, Lauren, was in charge of the lamb cake for Easter. The lamb cake decapitated itself.